lee: oh man! [fumbling around with his phone trying to get the gloves off]...HEY! would you mind if i cut just one finger out of these gloves?
me: umm... really?
lee: yeah, only ONE finger! then these can be my designated iPhone gloves...
me: nooooo...i don't think so...
....25 seconds later....
me: so, you're going running for sure? (sometimes he changes his mind)
me: well, don't go too fast or too far in those sweatpants!**
lee: why not?
me: because those pants are not made for activity... they're made for being lazy.
lee: oh, ok.
**i have been JONESIN' for some good ole way-too-baggy sweatpants for STRICTLY wearing around the house... you see, i'm quite the blanket gal this time of year... so, i headed down to mortex and got a couple of AWESOME pairs for 2.99 each. SCORE.
....ahem, except now lee has realized how awesome they are. he likes to wear them, too.